Roger T. Gray

Roger has worked in radio, TV and written for magazines. He was twice elected President of the Texas Automobile Writers Association, and was elected to the Texas Radio Hall of Fame.

No Ordinary Time

No Ordinary Time

With apologies to Doris Kearns Goodwin.

Jeffrey, Who?

Oh, for when life was simpler and we argued over Obama's birth certificate.

Judge Not, Lest You Aren't Elected

Judge Not, Lest You Aren't Elected

...marching as to war.

Remain Calm. All is Well.

Remain Calm. All is Well.

The doom loop has officially begun.

Bipartisan Style Tips. Free of Charge.

Bipartisan Style Tips. Free of Charge.

Maybe they should all try decaf.

Thank you For Your Attention To This Matter

Thank you For Your Attention To This Matter

No more endless wars...OK, except this one.

Hey, No Trump This Week.

Hey, No Trump This Week.

We both needed a break, not to mention the country.

Apocalypse...Uh...Not Now. Somewhere Down the Road

Apocalypse...Uh...Not Now. Somewhere Down the Road

It's been a heck of a week, Brownie.

A Deaf Ear to Heaven

A Deaf Ear to Heaven

I want you mad enough to give me money.

Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL...

Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL...

That was the week that was.

The Art of the Deal, OK, Sort of...

The Art of the Deal, OK, Sort of...

Yes, it's TDS. Trump Distraction Syndrome.

"You Effed Up. You Trusted Us."

"You Effed Up. You Trusted Us."

Can we get a mulligan on the last election?

Loving Texas is Hard Sometimes

Loving Texas is Hard Sometimes

The Texas of my imagination collides with Dan Patrick.

Dumb Corleone

He'll make you an offer you can't understand.

Render Unto Me That Which I Want

Render Unto Me That Which I Want

Holy Week in the holiest place in the nation, Washington. Well, actually...

Boys With Toys

Making hard choices is what we overpay these people to do.

The Great Leap Forward

The Great Leap Forward

Yeah, that's from Chairman Mao, but it fits. Or was it Richard Nixon? Maybe J.D. Vance?

The Madness of King Don

The Madness of King Don

Well, King George had an excuse.

You Poor, Dumb Sucker.

national politics

You Poor, Dumb Sucker.

Come on, you're just trying to confuse me with information.

I Got a Lot of Problems With You People!

I Got a Lot of Problems With You People!

Please! Please! Give us a break from this.

Can Anyone Here Play This Game?

Can Anyone Here Play This Game?

If you have to keep yelling "Incoming!" it loses its punch.

America First. Women and Children Last.

America First. Women and Children Last.

Wherein we find the only "Big Balls" belong to that 19-year-old DOGE punk.

End of the Reagan Era

End of the Reagan Era

What a long, strange trip it's been.

Ready, Fire, Aim!

Ready, Fire, Aim!

Be patient, everyone. It will pay off.

Voodoo 2.0

And, why does Trump hate Franklin Graham?