Roger T. Gray

Roger has worked in radio, TV and written for magazines. He was twice elected President of the Texas Automobile Writers Association, and was elected to the Texas Radio Hall of Fame.

I Know, But We Still Have to Choose.

I Know, But We Still Have to Choose.

The best Congress money can buy.

Come On. This Is SNL, Right?

Come On. This Is SNL, Right?

There are real issues to vote on, and the ones they want you to vote on.

Believing Your Own, Uh, Press. Yeah That's It.

Believing Your Own, Uh, Press. Yeah That's It.

It really is a Mad, Mad World.

A Deal With The Devil

A Deal With The Devil

Selling an ally down the river for politics.

A Choice That Would Embarrass Hobson

A Choice That Would Embarrass Hobson

Are we really ready for self-government?

Are We Winning Yet?

Are We Winning Yet?

Well, if we're not, he knows who to blame.

Big Bendover

Are the Dems pissed off? Then it's a go!

Will Democrats Lose the Plot Again?

Will Democrats Lose the Plot Again?

Where's Tip O'Neill when you need him?

Judge Not...

This one is not as funny because, things aren't as funny in Texas right now.

Good News for E-Harmony

Good News for E-Harmony

To quote Anthony Newley, "Stop the world I want to get off."

Edifice Complex

Edifice Complex

Look out, Abe. You're next!

Schrödinger's Biden

Schrödinger's Biden

And, it's only Thursday.

Open The Pod Bay Doors...

Open The Pod Bay Doors...

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

Trump Defensive Syndrome

Trump Defensive Syndrome

How did we get so nasty with one another?

Grab 'Em By the Beaver

Grab 'Em By the Beaver

"When you're a star they let you do it."

An RFK Jr Certifiability Reminder

An RFK Jr Certifiability Reminder

In case you forgot who we're dealing with here.

Sacre Bleu! More Merde!

Sacre Bleu! More Merde!

I'm beginning to think Stormy was right.

Oh, Canada!

Just keep your Molson's, you ingrates.

"Save Yo' Confederate Money, Boys..."

"Save Yo' Confederate Money, Boys..."

Wherein we discuss Glenn Beck and the Civil War.

Bad Planning As An Art Form

Bad Planning As An Art Form

Yep, they're always fighting the last war. Or the one before that.

Hey, It's Only Money, Right?

Hey, It's Only Money, Right?

"Go, and never darken my towels again!"

My Melancholy Bibi

International Politics

My Melancholy Bibi

Yeah, I used that title before. But it's even worse now.

Can We Handle The Truth?

Can We Handle The Truth?

It would be nice to try.

"Mr. President! They'll See the Big Board!"

"Mr. President! They'll See the Big Board!"

Well, kids, here we go thinking the unthinkable.

Congress In Over Its Head

Congress In Over Its Head

A very easy bar to clear.