Roger T. Gray

Roger has worked in radio, TV and written for magazines. He was twice elected President of the Texas Automobile Writers Association, and was elected to the Texas Radio Hall of Fame.

You've Got to be Carefully Taught

You've Got to be Carefully Taught

A lot of teaching going on right now.

Flies With Honey

Flies With Honey

Does anyone think this is working?

Yippee-Ki-Yay Wolf Blitzer!

Yippee-Ki-Yay Wolf Blitzer!

After this, how many anchors and reporters can ABC and NBC hire?

Ben Gets Sassy

Why do we get the truth only at the point of death?

Mayhem At The Nerd Prom

Mayhem At The Nerd Prom

Ah, the conspiracies are multiplying like numbers on a gas pump.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

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Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

If only Tina Fey was in this one...

A Short Ode to Civility

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A Short Ode to Civility

All references to Sessue Hayakawa have been omitted.

If Loving Texas is Wrong...

If Loving Texas is Wrong...

...I don't want to be right.

With God On Our Side

With God On Our Side

With apologies to Bob Dylan.

"S-s-h-h, This is Just Between Us, OK?"

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"S-s-h-h, This is Just Between Us, OK?"

Is no one risk averse anymore?

The Times They are A'Changin'

The Times They are A'Changin'

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Trump and the Strawberries

Trump and the Strawberries

I'm surrounded by disloyal officers...like Bondi.

Stand Back. We're Spoutin' Religion Today...

Stand Back. We're Spoutin' Religion Today...

Well, Pope Leo, at least you tried.

Ladies? A Question. And a Declaration.

Ladies? A Question. And a Declaration.

Loud trucks and baseball, in that order.

Am I Writing for SNL Now?

Am I Writing for SNL Now?

This can't be real.

It's Not Personal, It's Just Business

It's Not Personal, It's Just Business

Oh, and it's also about Epstein.

Can We All Take a Break and Be Irish for a Moment?

Can We All Take a Break and Be Irish for a Moment?

Come on, give politics a rest and be happy for one day. On Wednesday, it's a handful of Advils and politics as usual.

Fill 'Er up! No, Wait...

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Fill 'Er up! No, Wait...

This little adventure is worth every penny, eh?

Why We Fight...Oh, Hell, Who Knows?

Why We Fight...Oh, Hell, Who Knows?

So, really. Where is this going?

Operation Epstein Fury

Operation Epstein Fury

Iran will no doubt retaliate by bombing the FBI filing cabinet.

Our Lady of Eternal Rationalizations

Our Lady of Eternal Rationalizations

It all seems so obvious, except it apparently isn't.

Mean Girls 3

Seriously, people. How stupid does it have to get?

The Lion Sleeps...In Meetings

The Lion Sleeps...In Meetings

What! What? Trump is racist? Call the Washington Post, if anyone is still there.

Drinking From a Fire Hose

Drinking From a Fire Hose

It's frankly impossible to keep up.