Roger T. Gray

Roger has worked in radio, TV and written for magazines. He was twice elected President of the Texas Automobile Writers Association, and was elected to the Texas Radio Hall of Fame.

Your Last Car

Logically you know it's coming, but it's strange nonetheless.

Can We Issue a Red Card now?

Can We Issue a Red Card now?

Who'd have thought he could screw up both Independence Day and the World Cup in just one weekend.

They Make LBJ Look Like Goldwater

They Make LBJ Look Like Goldwater

Democrats are feeling their oats. And they'll be forced to eat them.

Texas Rewrites, Well, Everything

Texas Rewrites, Well, Everything

Can't afford a religious private school? Texas can help.

President Narcissus

President Narcissus

It's now officially silly. And destructive.

It's Juneteenth! Let's Blame Someone!

Republican Party

It's Juneteenth! Let's Blame Someone!

I mean, come on. We have to have someone to hate.

You Want the Bad News First, or the Worse News

You Want the Bad News First, or the Worse News

At least I didn't talk about the "nipple" thing.

Whistling Past the Coal Mine

Whistling Past the Coal Mine

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Is Anything Better?

Is Anything Better?

Are you better off than you were a year and a half ago?

A Hot and Annoying Summer Forecast

A Hot and Annoying Summer Forecast

Yeah, the political ads write themselves.

Scatterlings of Texas

Scatterlings of Texas

Sometimes it's a difficult love affair.

Oh, Just Shut Up and Play YMCA

Oh, Just Shut Up and Play YMCA

After everything that's happened, it took THIS to wake Congress up?

Democans and Republicrats

national politics

Democans and Republicrats

JFK and Barry would be just a bit out of step.

You've Got to be Carefully Taught

You've Got to be Carefully Taught

A lot of teaching going on right now.

Flies With Honey

Flies With Honey

Does anyone think this is working?

Yippee-Ki-Yay Wolf Blitzer!

Yippee-Ki-Yay Wolf Blitzer!

After this, how many anchors and reporters can ABC and NBC hire?

Ben Gets Sassy

Why do we get the truth only at the point of death?

Mayhem At The Nerd Prom

Mayhem At The Nerd Prom

Ah, the conspiracies are multiplying like numbers on a gas pump.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

International Politics

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

If only Tina Fey was in this one...

A Short Ode to Civility

national politics

A Short Ode to Civility

All references to Sessue Hayakawa have been omitted.

If Loving Texas is Wrong...

If Loving Texas is Wrong...

...I don't want to be right.

With God On Our Side

With God On Our Side

With apologies to Bob Dylan.

"S-s-h-h, This is Just Between Us, OK?"

national politics

"S-s-h-h, This is Just Between Us, OK?"

Is no one risk averse anymore?

The Times They are A'Changin'

The Times They are A'Changin'

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Trump and the Strawberries

Trump and the Strawberries

I'm surrounded by disloyal officers...like Bondi.