Food Turkeys that Kill* It seems that "food scientists" have come up with a new scare. Washing your turkey. That's right, rinsing off Big Bird in your sink can be fatal. The TeeVee lady said so!
Culture Bears, More Bears, and a Trans Hippo Do modern Goldilocks have the right to appropriate bear culture? When we last left the fairy tale, the bear family was chasing her out of their house... Mama bear was NOT pleased to catch Goldi in the marital bed! Did anyone ask a damn bear how they felt about all of this?
Humor The Laughing Legend "I sure wasn’t reassured by the flight attendant pointing out emergency exits in the event of a crash. Folks, I’ve seen airplane crashes; there are hundreds of exits.”
Texas Politics Soylent Red, White and Blue A modest proposal for those wacky pranksters in Austin. Bon appétit!
Humor Would You Take Our Survey About Surveys? Rate your survey! Would you mind staying on the line and answering a few questions about your recent survey?
