It's Caucus Week in Iowa! where it's so cold that well diggers across the state are protecting their posteriors. Brass monkeys are banging on the door to be let in. Witches are wearing electric warming bras. In short, it's chilly.

President Obama could be chosen by the Almighty to emcee the second coming, and his critics would find something to criticize. If Congress is a clown car, then every clown car needs a driver and we know who that is.

In the dark shadows of their inhumanity our only light comes from the media members and other public communicators who still have the courage to pull back the proverbial curtain and reveal the wizard leader of lies is not all-powerful but mostly bullshit and a little smoke.

I saw clips of a predictable unruly, shouting match that lacked the dignity of a bar room brawl. As a result, I’m sick and tired of the loose use of the word, "debate."