Roger T. Gray

Roger has worked in radio, TV and written for magazines. He was twice elected President of the Texas Automobile Writers Association, and was elected to the Texas Radio Hall of Fame.

Can We All Take a Break and Be Irish for a Moment?

Can We All Take a Break and Be Irish for a Moment?

Come on, give politics a rest and be happy for one day. On Wednesday, it's a handful of Advils and politics as usual.

Fill 'Er up! No, Wait...

national politics

Fill 'Er up! No, Wait...

This little adventure is worth every penny, eh?

Why We Fight...Oh, Hell, Who Knows?

Why We Fight...Oh, Hell, Who Knows?

So, really. Where is this going?

Operation Epstein Fury

Operation Epstein Fury

Iran will no doubt retaliate by bombing the FBI filing cabinet.

Our Lady of Eternal Rationalizations

Our Lady of Eternal Rationalizations

It all seems so obvious, except it apparently isn't.

Mean Girls 3

Seriously, people. How stupid does it have to get?

The Lion Sleeps...In Meetings

The Lion Sleeps...In Meetings

What! What? Trump is racist? Call the Washington Post, if anyone is still there.

Drinking From a Fire Hose

Drinking From a Fire Hose

It's frankly impossible to keep up.

So, How's It Going?

So, How's It Going?

To quote the late Queen..."Annus Horribilis."

Greenland? Really?

Greenland? Really?

And it isn't about defense. Just like Venezuela wasn't about democracy. Or narcotics. What could it be then?

Operation: Massive Distractstein

Operation: Massive Distractstein

Plus, we all dip our beaks in sunny Caracas.

TV Or Not TV

Stop the presses! No, really, stop it!

When Science and Civility Are Gone

When Science and Civility Are Gone

If it's the Kennedy Memorial Center, don't you have to be dead to put your name on it?

Midnight in the Garden of Sane and Crazy

Midnight in the Garden of Sane and Crazy

When Marjorie Taylor Greene says "no mas" you know it's gotten bad.

Take that, Oslo!

Take that, Oslo!

Someone wake the President! He got a prize.

Praise the Lord and Pass The Ammunition...

Praise the Lord and Pass The Ammunition...

It's all coming undone.

Another Week in Paradise

Another Week in Paradise

Even inter-cranial parasites have only so much tolerance.

OK, Now We're Just Winging It

OK, Now We're Just Winging It

When panic causes mistakes.

Forget Artificial. Can We Just Get Some Intelligence?

Forget Artificial. Can We Just Get Some Intelligence?

The bad guys are always one step ahead.

Hey! I Put Out the Fire! (I started)

Hey! I Put Out the Fire! (I started)

Just when I think I'm out, they drag me back in.

"What is Truth?"

"What is Truth?"

When "alternative facts" become gospel.

The World Turned Upside Down

The World Turned Upside Down

OK gang, here's where we are in a nutshell. (Spoiler alert: "King George is dead! Long Live King Trump?")

Let Loose the Frogs of War

Let Loose the Frogs of War

With apologies to Shakespeare.

Apocalypse? Maybe Now.

Apocalypse? Maybe Now.

Noonan nailed it.

I Bless the Rains Down in Africa

I Bless the Rains Down in Africa

By the way, I wrote this entirely with an autopen.