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The Lion Sleeps...In Meetings

What! What? Trump is racist? Call the Washington Post, if anyone is still there.

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Shittz and Giggles

The absurdity of it all jumps in front of you, and you have to laugh just to keep from committing a violent crime.

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Drinking From a Fire Hose

It's frankly impossible to keep up.

ICE

and now the ICEholes are killing white people

That's right, ladies. The age of chivalry is quite dead. And you may be too if you're one of those woke, wine moms and decide to wave a sign or scream at our fine protectors of freedom (and pedophiles).

Trump

So, How's It Going?

To quote the late Queen..."Annus Horribilis."

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Greenland? Really?

And it isn't about defense. Just like Venezuela wasn't about democracy. Or narcotics. What could it be then?

Trump

Nothing New Under the Gun

From the moment Teddy Roosevelt decided the Panama Canal was his personal shortcut to empire, the American narrative in Latin America has been a masterclass in saying one thing and doing another.

War

Operation: Massive Distractstein

Plus, we all dip our beaks in sunny Caracas.

Trump

The Lucky and the Deranged

One prominent group of TDS sufferers are the Mar-a-Lag-Hos. These are the botoxed, siliconed, stretched, tightened, filled, and puffed ladies and gentlemen who wander the red-carpeted halls of the Trump resort and sometimes the White House.

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When Science and Civility Are Gone

If it's the Kennedy Memorial Center, don't you have to be dead to put your name on it?

Holidays

Thankful It's Over - For Now

Political discord: forgiven and forgotten when smothered in gravy.

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Take that, Oslo!

Someone wake the President! He got a prize.

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American Madness

"He continues to exhibit a toxic vanity. His self-involved, insensitive remarks are now totally normal stuff from this abnormal human. This used to be an America where presidents measured themselves against history. Trump manages to make a dead soldier’s funeral about his own perceived greatness."

Trump

Praise the Lord and Pass The Ammunition...

It's all coming undone.

Trump

Another Week in Paradise

Even inter-cranial parasites have only so much tolerance.

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OK, Now We're Just Winging It

When panic causes mistakes.

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The Real Horror of the Epstein Story Isn’t the Crime—it’s the Indifference. (A Personal Story.)

Children who suffer sexual abuse are forever changed, their brains literally physically altered by their experiences. Meanwhile, the many, many men (and women) who abused them will feel no impact.

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Hey! I Put Out the Fire! (I started)

Just when I think I'm out, they drag me back in.

Trump

"What is Truth?"

When "alternative facts" become gospel.

Trump

The World Turned Upside Down

OK gang, here's where we are in a nutshell. (Spoiler alert: "King George is dead! Long Live King Trump?")

Trump

Let Loose the Frogs of War

With apologies to Shakespeare.

Trump

A Soldier's Duty

"I was out there crying when I seen the little girl come around the corner, because they was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other. One of them [soldiers] literally laughed. He was standing right here. He said, ‘Fuck them kids.’”

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Apocalypse? Maybe Now.

Noonan nailed it.

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The Mad King

Like an evangelical minister doing coke rails behind the pulpit, Hegseth paced and preached. “No more division, distraction, and gender delusions. No more debris. As I’ve said before, and will say again: We are done. With that. Shit.” And then he gave them 45 minutes of that shit.

Trump

I Bless the Rains Down in Africa

By the way, I wrote this entirely with an autopen.