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A collection of 21 posts

MAGA

Cuba Libre!

I'm in favor of the drink, not the invasion.

Trump

Physician, Investigate Thyself

What about those paper ballots with bamboo in them, eh?

Trump

The Red Menace

When in doubt, shout "Commie!"

Trump

Can We Issue a Red Card now?

Who'd have thought he could screw up both Independence Day and the World Cup in just one weekend.

MAGA

Take Back the Flag

"MAGA took the flag in the same greedy way it has taken everything, loudly and without asking. The Trump movement wrapped itself in the cloth until half the country flinched at the sight of red, white, and blue on a front lawn. Dems and progressives, however, are guilty of letting that happen."

Election

They Make LBJ Look Like Goldwater

Democrats are feeling their oats. And they'll be forced to eat them.

culture war

Texas Rewrites, Well, Everything

Can't afford a religious private school? Texas can help.

Trump

President Narcissus

It's now officially silly. And destructive.

Trump

Are You Ready to Rumble?

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Trump

You Want the Bad News First, or the Worse News

At least I didn't talk about the "nipple" thing.

Trump

Burn Down the Mission

The Trump administration has set aside $1.776 billion in taxpayer money to compensate people convicted of attacking the US Capitol. He pardoned over 1,500 of them, wiped out $1.3 billion in court-ordered restitution they owed their victims, and then built them a tip jar with your money.

Trump

Is Anything Better?

Are you better off than you were a year and a half ago?

Texas Politics

Scatterlings of Texas

Sometimes it's a difficult love affair.

Trump

Mayhem At The Nerd Prom

Ah, the conspiracies are multiplying like numbers on a gas pump.

Trump

Mighty Big Shoes and Banksy Unveiled

They lob insults at each other, immigrants, women, minority groups, the LGBT community, RINOs, and Dems - casting blame for high gas prices, inflation, unaffordable healthcare, skyrocketing Rx prices...yet they're too afraid to tell daddy to stick his Florsheims up his fat, mango-tinted butt.

Trump

Greenland? Really?

And it isn't about defense. Just like Venezuela wasn't about democracy. Or narcotics. What could it be then?

Trump

The Real Horror of the Epstein Story Isn’t the Crime—it’s the Indifference. (A Personal Story.)

Children who suffer sexual abuse are forever changed, their brains literally physically altered by their experiences. Meanwhile, the many, many men (and women) who abused them will feel no impact.

Trump

Hey! I Put Out the Fire! (I started)

Just when I think I'm out, they drag me back in.

Texas Politics

Rivers of Tears

The Texas Governor and Lt. Governor are two of the most disingenuous people in American politics, posturing and praying before cameras instead of taking actions that could save lives in the future. Their magical thinking in the wake of human disasters is disgusting.

Culture

Grannie Dannie Needs a Gummie, Bezos Bought a Bride

The same old story: Married nerd father meets married Fox TV anchor mom. Married nerd almost loses married TV anchor, but whips out a pic of his... balance sheet. Nerd and TV anchor hook up and tangle like a couple of meth infused weasels.

Trump

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do - Pride Edition

Musk wanted to stay in his role beyond the 130-day time limit set by statute. But, love grows stale, it seems, and a 4-month relationship is more than Trump could bear. The Oval Office simply couldn't continue to hold two egos of this size. Our daddies are breaking up.